An open letter...

To the lady who decided on Friday night to go to the theatre......

Cute little black dress= good. Cute little black dress fringed with white cowboy fringe= BAD

Cute little black knit poncho= good. Cute little black poncho with white marabou feather trim= maybe you should think again.

PAIRING THE TWO TOGETHER???!!! Crazy lady= HOT MESS

As always, keep it simple and sexy,

Love,

The Fashionista